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"So sorry — I woke up with some stomach issues, might be something I ate last night. Staying close to home today just to be safe."
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"I literally cannot come. My neighbor found a peacock on our street and per HOA rules someone has to maintain visual contact with it until animal control arrives. I am the only one without a day job. This is my burden now."
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