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🤒 Sudden food poisoning (again) 🐐 Goat emergency ☿️ Mercury retrograde 🛋️ Prior commitment (to couch) 🧠 My therapist said no 🌿 Plant is sick 😴 Competitive napping tourney 🚗 Car is a Gemini 💻 E key is stuck 🐈 Cat needs emotional support 🤒 Sudden food poisoning (again) 🐐 Goat emergency ☿️ Mercury retrograde 🛋️ Prior commitment (to couch) 🧠 My therapist said no 🌿 Plant is sick 😴 Competitive napping tourney 🚗 Car is a Gemini 💻 E key is stuck 🐈 Cat needs emotional support
HOW IT WORKS

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Pick the situation

Work, family, social, dating, gym — whatever plans need cancelling. We cover every awkward scenario you've invented excuses for manually.

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Slide the guilt level

From a polite white lie to a full-on dramatic saga involving a goat and three paramedics. You're the director. We write the script.

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Copy and send

One tap copies your excuse to clipboard. Paste it directly into the chat. Done. You've successfully avoided another thing you didn't want to do.

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Pick Your Escape

Work, family, dating, social — whatever plans you need to ghost, we have a category for it.

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Choose Your Target

Boss, mom, friend, partner, or acquaintance — every excuse is calibrated to the relationship.

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Set the Guilt Level

Tiny white lie to full dramatic meltdown. You control exactly how unhinged your excuse gets.

Instant Alibi

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GUILT LEVELS

Same situation.
Four completely different lies.

Escaping your boss's mandatory team lunch — calibrated to your comfort level.

😇 MILD

"Hey, I'm not going to make it to lunch today — I have a tight deadline that snuck up on me. Can we reschedule?"

Believability: ████████░░ 8/10

🤥 BELIEVABLE

"So sorry — I woke up with some stomach issues, might be something I ate last night. Staying close to home today just to be safe."

Believability: ██████░░░░ 6/10

😱 DRAMATIC

"I just got a call — my apartment complex is doing an emergency gas line inspection and every resident has to be home or they'll report the unit vacant to the landlord. Today only. Completely blindsided."

Believability: ███░░░░░░░ 3/10

🤡 UNHINGED

"I literally cannot come. My neighbor found a peacock on our street and per HOA rules someone has to maintain visual contact with it until animal control arrives. I am the only one without a day job. This is my burden now."

Believability: █░░░░░░░░░ 1/10  ·  Screenshot-worthiness: ██████████ 10/10

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